Job interview. Ugh.

sexhaver:

goodbye forever

(Source: benigoat, via meanplastic)

hemicoupe:

She’s 87 Months

(via batfag)

earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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(via herspanic)

gaywerewolflady:

steal everything your gay little hands can carry

(via mattressblowoutsale)

deaderidan:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

MASTURBATION TIPS

TOSS YOUR FUCKING SHOPPING CARTS UP THE NEAREST TREE

GETS ME ROCK FUCKING SOLID 

(Source: v-i-q-q-e-n, via batfag)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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(Source: porrimsspookycondomstash, via neatpotatoes)

woodmeat:

-nirvana-fan-:

woodmeat:

she succ me thru my boxers

Why don’t you learn proper english sir

shut the fuck out my face

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(Source: lucifers-ass-cheek, via batfag)

thespaceyadventures:

How you see yourself vs. How the world see you.

(via firespinningpanda)

(Source: ditsycucco, via precumming)

tastefullyoffensive:

Dogs Sitting on Cats [video version]

Previously: Dogs Using Computers

(via headbutting)

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(Source: labias, via headbutting)